A policeman sends his wife and kid
to a resort for a vacation. After a
week he joined them in the hotel.
As soon
as he came to the hotel room he
wanted to make love to his wife and
gave her "the look". Whispering
under her
breath, the wife says "No darling,
we can't do it here, our kid is
watching!" Husband replies, "You're
right, lets
go to the beach."
After a while they make their way to
the beach, they start to make love
on an empty beach. All of a sudden,
a
policeman walks up to them. "Put
your cloths on immediately, shame
on you, you can't do that in public!"
Embarrassed, the husband admits
"You are right, but I had a moment
of weakness. We hadn't seen each
other for an
entire week. Now, I'm a policeman
too, and it would be very
embarrassing if you fine me."
The cop thought for a second and
said "Don't worry... you are a
colleague and it is your first time.
But this is
the third time I caught this bitch
making love on this beach in the last
week and she will have to pay."